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Free halloween quotes and scary stories

This may be a little late since I made this post just today, October 28, just three days before halloween and I bet I can't rank on search engines that much. So surfers would have a little chance finding this particular post.

But I don't care, I still have next year, November 2011. Maybe at that time, this post had already rank on search engines, so that surfers can enjoy the content of this article.

Anyway, enough chatting, here are what I promise, haloween qutoes, stories and text sms messages for mobile phones.

Haloween Short Scary Story
* There is a group of students in a laboratory for their chemistry class, each group is holding an aborted fetus preserved on clear bottle. One of them got her phone ringing and it was her dad on the other line. The girl ran screaming loudly outside the lab. Her classmates though wondering, run right after her and asked what happened. She told that it's here dad who called and asked "Asan ka ba? Bakit ang ingay, puro batang umiiyak!" Good night! Happy Halloween!

* One night a girl is taking her usual ride on a jeep going home. She already knew the jeepney driver personally as she is having the same route every night after school. Being her house farthest than most of the passengers, she usually remains alone, but feel very comfortable with the driver whom she knew for years. But one night where only her and the driver were left on the jeep. The driver took an immediate hard turn taking them off the route. The shocked girl asked the driver what happen and why are they taking a different route. The driver just said "Don't speak, and hold on very tight". Still not knowing what to do, the girl just hold on inside the jeep very very tight while praying, still wondering what she should do. Minutes later, she noticed that they are back on their route. And just right before she take off from the jeepney, the driver said "Pagdating mo sa bahay, sunugin mo kagad yang damit mo, iniba ko ang daan dahil nakita kitang walang ulo sa salamin kanina". The girl didn't even had bothered thanking the driver as she run of their house, very very scared.

Halloween Text SMS Messages
* Once there was a mirror who kills anyone who lie on it. MARCOS: I think I'm not a dictator. (Killed) RAMOS: I think, I don't smoke. (Killed) CORY: I think, I hate yellow. (Killed) ARROYO: I think, I'm no corrupt. (Killed) Erap: I think (Killed).

* May isang batang ipinanganak na isumpa na mamamatay umano ang lahat ng taong babanggitin niya. Minsan dumating ang panahong nakapagsalita na siya. Sabi niya "Lola" at namatay ang lola niya, tapos sabi niya "Lolo", namatay ang lolo niya. Tapos sabi niya "Tito", patay lahat ng tito niya - both sides. Tapos sabi niya "Tita", patay lahat ng tita niya. Tapos sinabi niya "Mama", patay nanay niya. Kaya takot na takot ang tatay niya na dumating ang araw na mabanggit din siya ng anak niya. Then dumating ang araw, sabi ng anak niya "Papa", patay ang kapitb....
(haba noh?)

* Ilan ang MULTO sa sementeryo??? Ilan? Edi MUL- TWO -certified corny!

* Multo: Awoooooooooo!!!
Bata: wag poooo!!
Multo: ok
Bata: nyay!

* What do you call a monster with no neck? The Lost Neck Monster.

* Minsan naglalakad si satanas sa luneta ng makasalubong niya ang isang pari.
Pari: Satanas, lumayas ka, lumayas ka!
Satanas: Wow, park mo?

* Three little ghostesses
Sitting on postesses,
Eating buttered toastesses,
Greasing their fistesse,
Up to their wristesses,
Oh, what beastesses
To make such feastesse!
Happy Halloween

* May the light that we celebrate at Halloween show us the way

& lead us together on the path of peace n social harmony

“WISHES U A HAPPY Halloween”


Halloween Poems

* Its Halloween Its Halloween
The moon iz full and bright
And we shall see what cant b seen
On any other night

Skeletons, ghosts and ghouls
Grinning goblins fighting duels
Werewolves rising 4rm their tombs
Witches on their magic brooms

In masks & gowns
we haunt da street
And knock on doorz
4 trick r treat.

Tonight we r the king nd queen
For oh tonight its Halloween!

* Theres a goblin at my window
A monster by my door
The pumpkin at my table
Keeps on smiling mor & mor
Theres a ghost who haunts my bedroom
A witch whose face iz green
They used 2 b my family
Till they dressed 4 Halloween

Happy Halloween

* This the night - the night
Of the grave's delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they - it is they.

*
A gypsy fire is on the hearth,
Sign of the carnival of mirth;
Through the dun fields and from the glade
Flash merry folk in masquerade,
For this is Hallowe'en!
~Author Unknown

Halloween Quotes

"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to."
-Richard Harris Barharn

"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
-Rodney Dangerfield

"This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him."
-Conan O'Brien

"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
-Erma Bombeck

"There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world."
-Jean Baudrillard

Halloween Funny Quotes - Text SMS Messages

When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite !

Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A numbskull

What is a skeleton's favorite insult?
The word 'Bonehead'

What do skeletons have nightmares of?
Dogs

What forms of major education do skeletons attend?
High Skull

What did the skeleton get for killing a ghost?
2000 Bone-us points


So that it, hope you enjoyed my hallowween collections. Some of the halloween words are misspelt intentionally, it's not an innocent typo error.

Anyway, here a youtube video that I found about halloween costumes.