Nancy Binay Jokes

We're all familiar with erap jokes featuring a dull character caught in different funny situations. With the recent election, some Filipinos had feasted with Nancy Binay - a senatorial candidate that was (and still) highly criticized with her lack of credentials and experience to seat on the senate.


Now, we have Nancy Binay jokes. Some funny and really rude jokes had surfaced online after (haters) nitizens posted their plainly funny to offensive humors that subjected a sure-winner senatorial candidate, Nancy Binay.

With the aid of technology, no one can really escape from criticism - not even a now senator or even a daughter of a country's vice-president.

With that, here are some of those (foul) jokes we have seen online.

Note: we are not in any way related to any of the authors below.

Let's first take this from Yahoo Philippines:
Win or lose, senatorial candidate Nancy Binay (UNA) can be sure her campaign is now one for the books. Joke books, that is.

Here's someone who just simply made a joke:

Once there was a girl named Nancy Binay who walked in a field of wheat and POOF! It became Koko Crunch!
— Yeorgos Remolador (@migipotatosaur) May 13, 2013

Some are really sarcastic:

Please raise your hand if you voted for Nancy Binay. Now, use that hand to slap your face.
— Krisha Nishka Payong (@KrPayong) May 13, 2013

And some are offensively racist:

BREAKING NEWS: Filipinos elect first black senator. #NancyBinay
— Lyle Santos (@lylesantos) May 13, 2013

"Bat pumasok si Nancy Binay? Simple lang. That's what you call - Black Magic."
— Sheka Fino (@OhSheka) May 13, 2013

"Na-Nancy Binay dre?" It happens when you go to the beach when it's too hot and you say, "OMG It was so hot! Na-Nancy Binay tuloy ako" haha
— red cardenas (@rdcrdns) May 13, 2013

Nancy Binay in orange = Ovaltine
— NGA NGA! (@NgaNgaDre) May 13, 2013

tawa naman ako dito America : OBAMA - First Black PresidentPhilippines : NANCY BINAY - First Black Senator@sammerparadaise
— Lexter M.. (@Iamwhoiam022) May 13, 2013

Breaking News: Nancy Binay, namahagi ng uling!
— JOHNKiiE (@SuperJOHNZKiiE) May 13, 2013

Fairy: Dahil ikaw ay nanalo, bibigyan kita ng pakpak!Nancy Binay: So magiging Angel na po ako Mother?Fairy: Gaga! Paniki ka! Ilusyunada!
— Chinita (@deguzmanallyssa) May 13, 2013

Literally, this girl is on FIRREEE ang peg ni Nancy Binay. Lutong luto eh. Hahahahah
— Shang Otic (@shaxiiiko) May 13, 2013

"Nancy Binay in Orange= Ovaltine Nancy Binay in Green= Milo Nancy Binay in White= CHOCO NA GATAS? OH GATAS NA CHOCO?" Hahaha @barnsvsfood
— Cathleen Joy Reyes (@cathleenreyes) May 13, 2013

Meanwhile, Nancy Binay's wikipedia page was defaced after haters (or simply trippers) had edited her page.

Some of the entries said that Nancy is professionally known as "Noggie", a play on the word "nognog" or a slang Filipino word for black person.

Her defense that she had an on-the-job-training with her politican mother and father had also received some harassing twists: "she performed administrative duties [timpla ng kape, xerox at pagbili ng office supplies sa National Bookstore] as personal assistant to her mother who was the then Mayor of Makati, liaising between the Mayor's office and other governmental departments and offices as well as with the private sector."

Take this entry that talks about the pending win of Nancy.
"According to the latest mid-term elections vote count, Binay is considered as one of the apparent winners in the 2013 senatorial race. God Bless Philippines,"

The said wikipedia page as of this writing was edited back and its talk page now said:

This page is about an active politician who is running for office, is in office and campaigning for re-election, or is involved in some current political conflict or controversy. Because of this, this article is at increased risk of biased editing, talk-page trolling, and simple vandalism.